Hybrid Car

My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tyres from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth.


"Really? What did he get?"


"Fifteen years for theft."
 
Jokes on the Elderlies by another Elderly.
An elderly gentleman...
 
39 things you should've learnt by now!
1.      Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
         laxative on the same night.

2.      Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very
         often.
 
The smartest.....!
A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
 
CELL PHONE vs. BIBLE
 I wonder, what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our Cell phone?

 
 
Interesting Facts
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to
beat his wife with a stick any thicker than his thumb. Hence we
have "the rule of thumb".

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
 
 
What marriage is about...

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

 
 
The LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
 

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